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State of mind: surprised

Right...lets make it short...
Paulaner x 1
Guiness x 1
Hougarden....or something like this, x 1
right the data is from two days ago...nyaaaaa
my poor old lonely Lg, are u missing me?...i sure am...Ill be back i promise, and together we shall restore your former glory >_

Place of meditation: Munich
State of mind: busy
Current chant: Das Fleish

Well, lets face it...it happened again...again me has been granted with unmissable chance to have some of nectar brewed by gods and for gods, only for some reason unknown casted to earth, The Beer!
Kind ale - 4x0,4
So today me probably has crossed the rubicon in 10 liters, and this me dubs good.

Place of meditation: American ale
State of mind: drunk
Current chant: Timbaland and co.

right so its time to sum it up once again
today we have:
Kind ale - 7x0,4 = 2,8 liters
and something like tekila - whisky to add...

And so here goes my exclusive 2008 year beer counter. (in 0.5 liter bottles)
Ayinger - 2
Tuborg Twist -1
Miller -1
Grolsh - 1
Paulaner - 1
Старый Мельник - 1
Большая кружка - 2
Kozel Dark - 1
Guiness -1
and something else - 2-3
mmkay so to sum it up we have 5,5-6 liters approximately in two days, nyaaaaaa~~~~~~~~~ (O_o)DD(~_^) kampai

Place of meditation: mehmat
State of mind: drunk
Current chant: captain jack - captain jack

And so after so many hardships and acts of censorship applied to us by our former publisher, we prevailed, and dilevered to thou longing for truth this new installment in the never-ending saga of valor and kindness featuring our two hollywood actors "Pyatchok the Kind" and "Winnie the evil one".



So, at last, we got our happy end in this unprecedentedly brutal and gruesome story, and for that we should give our regards to the Pope of whole earth who in his kindness has allowed us to use his trademark. Henceforth the justice triumphed and the true villain was granted with eternal happiness and joy, and we could only hope to join him oneday. But is it really over? was this the only hardship predestined for our noble harbinger of eden by the cruel Dark one? Will he be able to reach Mount DOOM safely? Stay with us and you shall know.

Place of meditation: confessional chamber
State of mind: refreshed
Current chant: Rhapsody - Eternal Glory

Again! Its published again this magnificent novel every little child apt to read...the new season's new-year bestseller blockbuster (next only to Tanya grotter and the eviscerated mummy"). You simply cannot miss that one!



And so it seems that the one who prevailed was in the end no one but this beautiful and agile warrior of destiny namely "Pytachok the Mountbreaker", But here is the question...for its from now that the moment of truth awaits.
Will this dirty abomination of sloth accept the humble and magnannimous offer our young hero has propagated? or will he in his imbecility and dumbness decline this great example of virtue and be damned forever?....stay with us and u shall know!

Place of meditation: Akihabara
State of mind: optimistic
Current chant: Rhapsody- triumph for my magic steel

And so, we are here again, this day our spectacular manga features the "Pyatach..ok the third" as the "Pyatachok the third", and Leo Atreides in the role of treacherous scum "Winnie the Killer Bear".
Lets see what shall happens next ^____^



Oh, what a truly magnificent and gorgeous plan has our valiant crusader of love devised!, This really does behoove this portentous bear-looking undead monster! For to suffer this 10000 strikes of love is to redeem thyself before the face of god and his noble horseman of benevolence namely, the Pyatachok! And so the question is will that ugly bastard live through the attack and try to strike back? or will he somehow be educated by the cute and pure peacemaker Pyat, to be returned to the lightside? will he be able to follow the path of light?, the path of peace? the path of eternal happiness and laughter the lawfull good alighment can offer him? Stay with us and u shall know!

Sam and Max spontaneous citation N2 "The snow will turn red with the blood of the naughty" - Santa

Place of meditation: sam and Max headquarters
State of mind: grumpy
Current chant: Rhapsody - Rage of the Winter

Well, now me really is scared... just have seen the dontr news, about one particularly bright individual, named M. S. Altuhov looking about 60 years...and...u know what he was speaking about!..of course about "it", the unspeakable evil, about his loo (lavatory, toilet etc.) being overloaded (blocked up, jammed, crammed etc.) . Well u know that im speaking about....Of course yhis should have not surprised me so much as it did, but ...well...anyway im really scared now, for this malignant Altuhov anl-apocapypse prophet named Maximus the Ass have already unleashed his apostles upon this unprepared city where me has been unfortunate enough to live O_o sic!

Place of meditation: Anti anal shelter
State of mind: confused
Current chant: Enigma - tidal poo

And here we go without further due, lets see how the brave warrior story unfolds, itself ^.^



So here it comes, the great and long-awaited showdown of millennium O_o It seems the fate for the positive thinking piggy originated creature has been set.. but, just but maybe through some kind of hidden magical / psi powers this bringer of justice can prevail??! stay tuned and u shall find out it soon!
And for those of u who somehow cant figure out what the f@ck 'tis benevolent creature namely Pyatach the third is saying the following picture applies.



Ps.. 'fcoz 'tis but a temporal means until the great presence, being Pika the Acute, finds some way to upload them through the independent source. For even though the darth_nya says its all can be easily regulated with lg settings, it isnt....
Pps. spontaneous citation from Sam and Max game n1 "Its time to pay a visit to this hairy, bloated pagan god...Santa Claus"

Edit. well the great me really figured out how to post it in all its fullest astonishingly fast, that was expected, of course. >_

Place of meditation: slaughter-house
State of mind: Piggyish
Current chant: Monrose - shame